Thursday, March 26, 2009

Comic Relief

As I was reading through blogs I came across this post on Heidi Swapps blog Still Me. Check out her blog she is a very talented gal. So with no further a due here is some comic relief:

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 




Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 





'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 
 




'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 




 
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 
 




'For reading a book,' she replies, 



'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,


'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'



'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 





'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman. 




'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 



'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 
 




'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 

 





MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. 
 
 
 
 
Send this to four women who are thinkers. 


6 comments:

LillySue said...

Oh~my~gosh...THAT is just TOO funny!! I will be passing it along! Don't you just L*O*V*E blogging. I never know what I will find, and so far, it has all been GOOD! I posted my kitchen redo this morning...Pop over when you can!
Blessings- LillySue

Jaclyn said...

I love it :)

Connie said...

Amen to that, honey! Funny and cute. How do they think up these stupid rules?! Hmmmmm? Must keep them awake nights on end to come up with "Insane or Let's Drive Them Crazy" rules!!
xoxo,
Connie

Cherie said...

That was hysterical! Love it!

Megan said...

Loved that!!

Nana said...

That was great!!